Just got hit with the classic damage scam at a 'reputable' operator on Rat-U-Thit 200 Pee Road. Showed me scratches that were obviously pre-existing, demanded 15,000 baht for 'repairs'.

Film the entire jet ski before touching it — Every angle, close-ups of existing damage, the registration numbers. Don't take photos, use video with timestamps. Keep phone recording during the entire interaction.

Threatened to call Tourist Police 1155, they immediately dropped to 3,000 baht. Started filming our argument, they backed off completely. These parasites specifically target confused tourists coming off the beach.

The scam is so common on Patong Beach that local police know exactly what's happening. Just mention 'jet ski damage scam' and they'll sort it instantly. Never hand over your passport as collateral — That's when they really trap you.