Most tourists think they can handle spicy thai food until they try the real stuff. Here's how to get proper heat in pattaya without destroying yourself completely.

At som tam stalls, ask for "pet pet" (very spicy) instead of just "pet" (spicy). The vendor will usually give you a look to confirm you're serious. Mama noi's stall near jomtien market makes som tam that will make you cry — In the best way.

For real fire, order larb from isaan restaurants with "pet mak mak" (extremely spicy). Lao khao tom on second road serves northeastern cuisine that doesn't mess around with spice levels. Their larb gai will test your soul.

Never drink water with spicy thai food — It spreads the heat around your mouth. Order thai iced tea or eat plain rice to cool down.