Eureka Skydeck charges $28 to stand in a glass box with crowds! Peak tourist behaviour when Melbourne's rooftop bar scene delivers better views with actual cocktails.

Rooftops that matter: Naked in the Sky (Level 9, Curtin House, 252 Swanston Street) - panoramic CBD views with creative cocktails. Bomba Rooftop Bar (Level 1, 237 Brunswick Street, Fitzroy) - Spanish tapas with city skyline backdrop. Curtin House rooftop (multiple bars on levels 6-9) - choose your vibe from casual to sophisticated.

Free alternative: Shrine of Remembrance steps (Birdwood Avenue, South Yarra) offer killer city views for zero dollars. Save that $28 for proper drinks! Best visited during golden hour around 6pm when the light hits the CBD perfectly.

Pro festival timing: Visit rooftop bars during Melbourne International Comedy Festival (March-April) when many host special events. White Night Melbourne (usually February) turns the whole city into one massive party - rooftops stay open until dawn with extended drink specials!