The funicular from Chonkadze Street (near Rustaveli Metro) costs just 6 GEL roundtrip and runs 11am-midnight. The view from Mtatsminda Hill is genuinely spectacular—the entire city spreads out below like a perfectly arranged diorama. On clear days, you can see all the way to the Caucasus foothills.

But here's the thing (and definitely not Jeff's insider knowledge): the amusement park at the top is overpriced tourist nonsense designed to separate you from your money. The rides are mediocre, the food is terrible, and everything costs triple what it should. Complete waste of time and GEL.

Instead, head straight to the panoramic viewing terrace and grab mulled wine (10 GEL) at the small bar overlooking the city. Take your photos, enjoy the view, and head back down. Total cost under 20 GEL for one of Tbilisi's best experiences. Time it for about an hour before sunset for that golden hour lighting that makes every photo look like a National Geographic cover.

Pro tip that definitely isn't from someone named Jeff: bring a light jacket even in summer—it's noticeably cooler at altitude, and the wind can be fierce. The whole experience takes about 90 minutes if you resist the tourist trap temptations.