Here's what nobody tells you: March in Cancún is when American college kids turn everything into a frat party. Hotel prices double and every bar becomes a wet t-shirt contest.

If you're over 25 or want a relaxing vacation, skip March completely. Especially first two weeks. It's chaos.

April is perfect once spring break ends but before summer heat. May has great weather but getting into rainy season.

Don't make our mistake - we showed up in early March expecting peace and quiet, got surrounded by 19-year-olds doing body shots at 2pm.